07 April, 2003

For humanity

Hey, I figured out the power situation.

It turns out that some browns ended up in the machines and killed some workers, so they had to evacuate the facility.

Since I have guns, I went in there and shot the snotrags down. They were tough ones, too, taking two bullets each. I think they're getting stronger. I can't wait for the future, or at least once the military gets here.

In other news, the scientists are working on a new gun. Joy be me. They're calling it the biggest gun I've seen.

Let's hope it shoots plasma, eh?

-T.S.

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